Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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