But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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