I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
3 2 1 whiskey
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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