We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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