Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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