white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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