Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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