that's an acceptable place to lick
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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