I think I am morally bankrupt
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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