Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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