Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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