why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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