i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
how do flat chested girls get laid?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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