They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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