please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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