Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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