at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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