OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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