I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Drunk is not a location!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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