nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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