so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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