who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
