You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
