It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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