...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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