Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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