is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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