I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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