Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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