There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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