Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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