Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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