ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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