she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Mom said you looked used
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
My penis needs a shock collar
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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