Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Randomize
