I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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