community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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