I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i wish my penis had a tongue
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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