Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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