Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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