so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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