I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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