Where is the hickey?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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