Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I want to be your penis for a week.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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