U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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