I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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