yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize