I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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