I love black thongs
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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