what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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