I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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