Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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