Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
How external is "for external use only"?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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