i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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