i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
The air taste purple.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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