Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Randomize
