Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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