i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
