And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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