Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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