I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Boobs are out for the taking
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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