Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We are all done wearing pants today
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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